Tanning for super pale skin?

First off, if he's picking on you for having white skin I am surprised you haven't said anything to him. That is disrespectful and I'm sure there are things that he can improve on as well (small package, small brain, small etc). Secondly, if it really does worry you, after using an exfoliator in the shower, towel off and mix some body lotion with a light bronzer (anything by jergens or l'oreal) and apply to your body. You should darken after two days of application. Make sure to do it evenly and wash your hands after,